Top Ten Reasons to Get a Massage by Michele Cook, LMT - Body Ache Escape Massage Center, Columbus, Ohio
#10: No 2 year olds allowed in the massage room.
#9: Annoying co-worker gave you a wicked headache.
#8: Your husband is a literal pain in the butt.
#7: While drag racing that teenager, you couldn't turn your neck to check if you were winning.
#6: You want something good to brag about at your next card club.
#5: You've been golfing a 9 on a par 3.
#4: While trying to show your daughter your old cheerleading move you pull...something.
#3: Your morning run has become a run, walk, limp.
#2: The in-laws have overstayed their welcome.
and the #1 reason to get a massage
You have become a monster!
What is your #1 reason to get a massage?